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Post by helsbells on Apr 25, 2007 3:20:59 GMT -6
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like..... Laxatives..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like..... Bananas..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like..... Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like..... Blenders..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like..... Chocolate Bars..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like..... Commercials..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like..... Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like..... Government Bonds..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like..... Mascara..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like..... Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like..... Snowstorms..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like..... Lava Lamps..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Post by ozgirl70 on Apr 25, 2007 7:55:42 GMT -6
hahaha, i love that one, ive read that one before, but thanks for the laugh there girl
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Post by sunking on Apr 25, 2007 12:19:15 GMT -6
Runs to airport, jets to Chicago, takes the elevator to top floor of Sears Tower and looks down......Jumps off.
You are so Hard on us poor little Men ;D
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Post by SoS on Apr 25, 2007 13:20:36 GMT -6
its called dick envy
lmao
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Post by helsbells on Apr 25, 2007 18:11:23 GMT -6
you wish i know you both love the attention.
dick envy well i supose so
you men spend 9 months getting out of the woman and about 50 years getting back inside a woman. ( think i heard that somewhere)
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Post by SoS on Apr 26, 2007 7:30:48 GMT -6
thats quite deep for you hels!!!
lol
all women are demons sent from hell to corupt the innocence of men.
ALL women are evil...... especially the ones who claim not to be!
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Post by ozgirl70 on Apr 26, 2007 12:54:51 GMT -6
so......if i admit im evil.....it means im not hmmmm. see.....i think your confussed its the other way around, men are evil and sent to corrupt woman sunny dont jump man....and hey, while your in chicago stop by ;D lol.
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Post by SoS on Apr 26, 2007 12:58:59 GMT -6
it was eve that corrupted adam! (if u believe in all that crap)......... and its been the same ever since! lol
but......... i'm changing the subject cos there are way more girls here than blokes and.......... well............ to be honest....... most of the women here scare the living shite out of me!
*hiding in the corner quivering*
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Post by ozgirl70 on Apr 26, 2007 13:02:32 GMT -6
LMAO, man dude, you crack me up. your hillarious......and smart. lol.
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Post by sunking on May 11, 2007 19:55:40 GMT -6
Never met a Women who didn't want to get married, Man I have been burned so bad I need all of your Love for me to step out !
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Post by freako on May 12, 2007 8:13:44 GMT -6
i never wanted to get married .....till i met the one i am with now, marriage is something i take very seriously and if i'm not 100% sure i would definitely not have gotten married...no doubts about each other, lots of love, no reason not to get married......i was with someone for 5-6 years, and there was no way in hell i would have married him, EVER!!!! so that's out of the way...lol....women are here to corrupt the men, i will admit it and we do a good job at it too!! the more we corrupt, the better it is!! if i am alone in that, oh well!! love you all boys, really i do *hugs and kisses* lol
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Post by SoS on May 12, 2007 12:25:05 GMT -6
omg........ she admits it!
thankyou for being honest freako!!!!!!! lol
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Post by freako on May 12, 2007 15:38:36 GMT -6
well, you're very welcome!! lol...and it's not hard to admit darlin'....lmao
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Post by SoS on May 12, 2007 15:40:33 GMT -6
it is for most women!!!!!!!!
i'm in line for an ass wooping now aint i?
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Post by freako on May 12, 2007 15:54:25 GMT -6
not from me, unless you want one...hehe
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