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Post by helsbells on Mar 14, 2007 9:27:19 GMT -6
thought i would share an email i got with you guys it made me laugh,
some of you been down lately thought it may cheer you up
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one with the nuts' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic-Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had an itchy Double Decker. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts!
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Post by ozzgod on Mar 14, 2007 16:54:08 GMT -6
jesus christ... that gives me a boner and the munchies at the same time...
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Post by helsbells on Mar 15, 2007 17:00:45 GMT -6
jesus christ... that gives me a boner and the munchies at the same time... that cant be too bad can it?
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Post by ultimatesinner on Mar 15, 2007 18:00:01 GMT -6
some people have too much time on there hands
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Post by ozzgod on Mar 15, 2007 18:16:54 GMT -6
jesus christ... that gives me a boner and the munchies at the same time... that cant be too bad can it? it was the high point of my day... ;D
some people have too much time on there hands well... between the cheetos and the boner, I just ended up with orange goo on my hands... *hangs head* ...and other places.
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Post by freako on Mar 16, 2007 9:10:36 GMT -6
LMAO....you crack me up ozzgod!!
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Post by helsbells on Mar 20, 2007 3:46:53 GMT -6
whats wrong with that?
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Post by ozzgod on Mar 24, 2007 12:05:43 GMT -6
it melts in more than just the mouth you know... oh goody... the wifey bought some whipped cream...
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Post by helsbells on Mar 24, 2007 17:42:07 GMT -6
it melts in more than just the mouth you know... oh goody... the wifey bought some whipped cream... lucky you someones going to have a good time then chocolate and cream.
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Post by ozzgod on Mar 25, 2007 16:17:32 GMT -6
LMAO.......... i have a terrible mental immage now........... ozzgod............. melted chocolate running down ass crack its just wrong......... so wrong........... that immage will haunt me for years!!!!! don't forget the whipped cream... ;D and I'm still looking for the cherry.... I always lose the cherry... oh well... I'm sure it'll all come out in the end...
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Post by helsbells on Mar 26, 2007 17:50:49 GMT -6
loose the cherry thought you would have lost it by now!
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Post by helsbells on Jun 24, 2007 18:31:27 GMT -6
i am thinking i could do with some chocolate i dont mind sharing it with anyone but i dont have any
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Post by ozzyswhore on Apr 21, 2009 15:26:03 GMT -6
;D Dear god. I'm horny a roflol!! I needed a laugh.
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Post by SoS on Apr 9, 2011 15:41:47 GMT -6
well as this seems to be a chocolate thread: There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Eve left the Garden of Eden for chocolate! Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
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